Cockblocker: Not Every Romance Is a Heartstopper - David Irons

Category: Horror, LGBT
Language: English
Keywords: Dark Humour Humor Slasher Splatterpunk Sport & Recreation

Written by David Irons
Read by Skye Alley
Format: M4B
Bitrate: 128 Kbps

It’s 1993. Kelly Kennedy is the head cheerleader for the Silver Lake Lakers high school football team.

She looks perfect. Her grades are perfect, and her boyfriend, Danny Shaffer, the quarterback, is a first-class, major-league hunk!

He’s just like Zack from Saved by the Bell–what a dream!

Everything in Kelly Kennedy’s world is perfect!

But when a ghost from the past returns, Kelly’s idea of perfection is split into gory pieces. Slowly, Kelly’s sanity snaps as she notices Danny spending more time with the handsome cheerleader, Freddie Hernández, than her. And she has a funny feeling they might be into tossing more than the ‘ole pigskin off the field.

Danny and Freddie are just friends, right?

Not quite.

Perfection doesn’t come easy, but with a knife, a crossbow, a sledgehammer, and an axe, it might….

Not every romance is a heartstopper, but Kelly Kennedy will make you flatline!

Metropol Press, 2023
5 hours and 18 minutes