Dick King-Smith - The Queen\'s Nose (BBC)

From BBC Radio 4 Extra. Written by Dick King-Smith, Full-cast dramatisation starring Lauren Mote, Rupert Graves and Matilda Ziegler.

Harmony Parker thought animals much nicer than people, and saw everyone she knew as some non-human species. Her father, for example, was most definitely a bald-headed Sea Lion, her mother a tubby, fussy Pouter Pigeon, and her tiresome older sister a Siamese cat.

But Harmony\'s parents would not allow her to have real pets of any kind - not even a harmless gerbil. Then Uncle Ginger arrived from India and gave Harmony a very special present....