How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja - Jay Key

Category: Humor, Sci-Fi
Language: English
Keywords: Anthropomorphic Musk Oxen Drunk Humor Space Ninja

Written by Jay Key
Read by Will Tulin
Format: M4B
Bitrate: 128 Kbps
Unabridged

***This copy works as it should.. The other copy on here is corrupted so I dumped it and found another copy***

Bounty hunters. Ninjas. Anthropomorphic musk oxen from the moons of Gartosh. Welcome to the gut busting and page turning universe of Duke LaGrange!

When bounty hunter Duke LaGrange and his oft inebriated Japanese-Irish ninja companion, Ishiro’shea, entered their favorite watering hole, Cyborg Joe’s Grill N’ Go & The Why Not Saloon, they had no idea that they would soon be gobbled up by an unhinged astral anomaly and deposited on an uncharted primitive world. Few things are worse than undeveloped planets especially those that haven’t even made it to the soufflé stage. To top it off, this particular planet comes with its own insane ruler and an Orb that Controls Everything and Must be Respected. The bounty hunting duo will need to navigate a violent rebellion, flying fire breathing panthers, and mutated swamp cannibals in order to avoid being stranded light years from the nearest well-made martini.