Memoirs of a Survivor

I present to you...the worst movie...in the world...

A movie without any cinematographers
A movie with cameramen that can't record dialogue in crowds
A movie with no discernable script
A movie with a wall with more screen time than many of the characters
A movie with some of most gratuitous, yet awful, awkward and pointless, nudity I have ever seen.
A movie that Joel Hodgson should have riffed on
A movie that spent 2/3rds of its budget on an original music composition, which was then spent on Salvia presumably
A movie that can't even make its extras give a shit
A movie that faithfully adapted a book that was incomprehensible to read
A movie with more continuity errors than Lost

MEMOIRS OF A SURVIVOR

General

Format : DivX
Format/Info : AVI
File size : 901 MiB
Duration : 1h 55mn
Overall bit rate : 1 088 Kbps

Video

Format settings, Matrix : Default (H.263)
Duration : 1h 55mn
Bit rate : 950 Kbps
Width : 640 pixels
Height : 352 pixels
Display aspect ratio : 16:9
Frame rate : 23.976 fps
Resolution : 8 bits
Colorimetry : 4:2:0
Scan type : Progressive

Audio

Format : MPEG Audio
Format version : Version 1
Format profile : Layer 3
Mode : Joint stereo
Codec ID/Hint : MP3
Duration : 1h 55mn
Bit rate mode : Constant
Bit rate : 128 Kbps
Channel(s) : 2 channels
Sampling rate : 48.0 KHz

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