Mystic Meow: The Way Of The Cat Spirits

Your cat can see into the future.

This book is only 17 pages long, but manages to come through with maximum cat mind control shit.

In case you are skeptical, here are the first 2 pages.

*The Mystic Meow*

To live with Cat is to live with a goddess.
Genetically, Cat very much resembles her ancestors
who roamed the savannah long ago, as
she does her later-day cousins, the big cats, who
live today in jungles and wilderness areas. She
has inherited the graceful movement and noble
bearing of her forebears.

Cat is certainly one of Earth Mother's
most elegant statements of self, a molding in
flesh of Her dignity, playfulness, power and
mystery. We look into Cat's eyes, those lovely,
inscrutable orbs that change phases like a pair of
tiny moons, and know that behind them lie
ancient secrets yet untold.

*Sees Far*

Traditional wisdom tells us that cats have
great ability to see into the future. Their eyes,
with a fearless and unblinking gaze, see far. In
fact, the literal translation of the Egyptian word
for cat, which is mau, means "to see."
The reflective light of a eat's eyes are
thought to light the inner world and enhance
"IN" lightenment and insight. We call upon Cat
energies to fill us with these spirit gifts and to
teach us to find our own inner truth. It is no
surprise that another name for the cat goddess
Bast is "Lady of Truth."