Rico Slade will Fucking Kill You by Bradley Sands

What the crap is Arnold Schwarzenegger doing on the

cover of Rico Slade\'s book? This is Rico Slade\'s

goddamn book. Rico Slade is not a body builder, an

actor, or a governor. Rico Slade is an action hero.

Rico Slade doesn\'t care about the political climate.

Rico Slade has an advanced degree in badassery. Rico

Slade\'s favorite food is the honey-roasted peanut.

Rico Slade can rip out a throat with his bare hands.

But Rico Slade has a problem. His arch-nemesis,

Baron Mayhem, is threatening to drop a bomb on the

Earth that will kill every human being except

himself while leaving the world\'s currency intact.

To save the planet, Rico Slade must journey across

Hollywood to find Baron Mayhem. Unfortunately, Rico

Slade\'s crime fighting style involves ripping out

the throat of anyone who gets in his way, including

grandmothers and Midwestern tourists. As Rico Slade

leaves Hollywood in ruins, the only person who can

stop him from destroying the city is his Jewish

psychologist, Harold Schwartzman. Until he does,

Rico Slade will kill as many people as it takes to

thwart Baron Mayhem\'s evil scheme. Rico Slade will

fucking kill everyone. RICO SLADE WILL FUCKING KILL

YOU.