Stan Helsing (2009)
Source: Stan.Helsing.DVDRip.XviD-BULLDOZER
Encoded for G1, PSP, iPod, iPod Touch, iPhone, Zune, PS3, XBOX 360, WDTV and WDTV Live HD Media Players, AppleTV, and PC.
Genre: Comedy, Horror,
This is a parody / spoof of Van Helsing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Helsing/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/stan_helsing_a_parody/
Movie Nfo - It\'s Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/\'massage therapist\' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.
Quotes from the Movie -
Mia:Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat?
Stan Helsing: That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass. That\'s so weird.
Nadine: No no no no. That\'s not weird at all. It\'s you know, it\'s a MILF driving a car with a doll that\'s miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah yeah.
Teddy: Sound perfectly normal.
Mia: My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.
Nadine: Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.
Nadine: I can\'t believe I ever went out with you.
Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life.
Nadine: It was two weeks.
Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.
Video Specs:
Video #0 : AVC at 400 Kbps
Aspect : 480 x 272 (1.765) at 23.976 fps
Audio #0 : AAC at 128 Kbps
Infos : 2 channels, 48.0 KHz
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