The Adventures of Captain Underpants, 01-06 - Dav Pilkey

Category: Anthology, Children, Humor
Language: English
Keywords: Fourth Grade Pranksters

Written by Dav Pilkey
Read by Len Forgione, Dazjon Freeman, Ben D’Amico
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 64 Kbps

1. The Adventures of Captain Underpants - 1Hr - 28MB - The first book in Dav Pilkey’s megabest-selling Captain Underpants series,

Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books. And together they’ve created the greatest superhero in the history of their elementary school: Captain Underpants! His true identity is SO secret, even HE doesn’t know who he is!

2. Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets - 1Hr - 28MB - The second book in Dav Pilkey’s mega-best-selling Captain Underpants series,

George and Harold are usually responsible kids - whenever anything bad happens, George and Harold are usually responsible! This time, their latest prank backfires, and they accidentally invent an army of terrifying talking toilets. Luckily, they know a superhero with enough snap in his waistband to save the day! This looks like another job for the amazing Captain Underpants!

3. Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds - 55Min

Well, George and Harold–surprise, surprise–are at it again. The cranky lunch ladies quit after George and Harold fool them into baking super-volcanic krispy kupcakes that flood the school with gigantic green globs o’ goo. Mr. Krupp finds replacements and fast, but he unwittingly hires the tentacled alien trio of Zorx, Klax, and Jennifer in disguise! Will they turn everyone in school into evil zombie nerds? Can George and Harold save the world before it’s too late? All seems lost until the diabolical Zorx snaps his… um, tentacles in front of Mr. Krupp, and the power of wedgies comes to the rescue once again.

4. Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants - 1Hr 3Min

Professor Pippy P. (Pee-Pee) Poopypants is a brilliant scientist, but his ridiculous name means no one takes his fantastic inventions seriously. And now he’s on the rampage! He’s armed with fiendish inventions Shrinky-Pig 2000 and the terrible Gerbil Jogger 2000. Can Captain Underpants stop him?

5. Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman - 1Hr 16Min

George and Harold are having a normal kind of week. Yesterday they found out they were going to flunk fourth grade. Today they’ve created an evil, super-powerful monster. The Wicked Wedgie Woman is on a mission to take over the world … and she’ll give a whopping wedgie to anyone who stands in her way! Watch out!

6. Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets - 1Hr 10Min

The sixth “epic novel” in Dav Pilkey’s hugely popular series explains the awful truth about Captain Underpants (he is really the school principal), details “the night of the nasty nostril nuggets,” offers up “the unnecessarily disgusting chapter,” and even explains how “you can’t have your cape and Edith, too.”

George and Harold are “C” students (and bad spellers), but they are very good at “saving the entire planet from the nasty forces of unrelenting evil” and also at ketchup-toilet pranks. Unfortunately, they can’t save Melvin Sneedly from getting paddled by his bionic hamster. But, frankly, they wouldn’t want to, because besides being the school brainiac, Melvin is also a tattletale. When his robot-making hobby backfires horribly, Melvin transforms himself into the Bionic Booger Boy instead of a bionic superboy. Can Captain Underpants save everyone from this “greenish, glistening behemoth?”