The Secret Series - Pseudonymous Bosch

Category: Fantasy, Full Cast, Humor, Teen & Young Adult
Language: English
Keywords: chocolate Full Cast History Magic Museum Secret

Written by Pseudonymous Bosch
Read by David Pittu, Eric Meyers, Joshua Swanson and Full Cast
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged

The Secret Series by Pseudonymous Bosch

Torrent contains the entire 5 audiobooks and the ebooks in epub and mobi formats.

The first book of this series [The Name of This Book is Secret] has 2 different versions. One is read by David Pittu, the other by Eric Meyers, both are included.

01 The Name of This Book is Secret

By: Pseudonymous Bosch
Narrated by: David Pittu
Series: Secret, Book 1
Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
Audiobook
Release date: 01-31-08
Language: English
Publisher: Scholastic Audio

By: Pseudonymous Bosch
Narrated by: Eric Meyers
Series: Secret, Book 1
Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
Audiobook
Release date: 09-17-15
Language: English
Publisher: Oakhill Publishing

Publisher’s Summary:

If this were a normal description for a normal audiobook, I would tell you that this story is fantastic! Gripping! (According to their blurbs, all books are fantastic and gripping.) You’d meet the brave young heroes, Cass and Max Ernest*. And you’d hear about how a mysterious box of vials, the symphony of smells, sends them on the trail of a magician who has vanished under strange (and Stinky) circumstances.

If this were a normal audiobook, I would brag about the hair-raising adventures that follow - about the brain-twisting riddles Cass and Max Ernest solve and the nefarious villains they face. But, sadly, I can’t tell you about any of those things: they might make you want to listen to the book.

You see, not only is the name of this book secret, the story is, too. For it concerns a secret - a big secret -that has been tormenting people like you for over…oh no! Did I just mention the Secret? Then it’s too late.

I’m afraid nothing will stop you now. Listen to the book if you must. But, please, tell no one.”

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02 If You’re Reading This, It’s Too Late

By: Pseudonymous Bosch
Narrated by: Joshua Swanson and Full Cast
Series: Secret, Book 2
Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
Audiobook
Release date: 01-12-16
Language: English
Publisher: Hachette Audio

Publisher’s Summary:

Beware!

Dangerous secrets lie in the audio of this book.

Okay, I warned you. But if you think I’ll give anything away or tell you that this is the sequel to my first literary endeavor, The Name of This Book Is Secret, you’re wrong.

I’m not going to remind you of how we last left our heroes, Cass and Max-Ernest, as they awaited initiation into the mysterious Terces Society, or the ongoing fight against the evil Dr. L and Ms. Mauvais. I certainly won’t be telling you about how the kids stumble upon the Museum of Magic, where they finally meet the amazing Pietro!

Oh, blast! I’ve done it again. Well, at least I didn’t tell you about the missing Sound Prism, the nefarious Lord Pharaoh, or the mysterious creature born in a bottle over 500 years ago, the key to the biggest secret of all.

I really can’t help myself, now can I? Let’s face it - if you’re reading this, it’s too late.

©2016 Pseudonymous Bosch (P)2016 Hachette Audio

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03 This Book Is Not Good for You

By: Pseudonymous Bosch
Narrated by: Joshua Swanson, Cassandra Morris, Bryan Kennedy, Suzanne Toren, Gabra Zackman, Peter Kim, Robert Petkoff
Series: Secret, Book 3
Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
Audiobook
Release date: 09-01-09
Language: English
Publisher: Hachette Audio

Publisher’s Summary:

“Between the pages of this book lies the secret to the best-tasting chocolate in all the world. I promise, your taste buds will tingle. Your palette will sing! Oh no, have I accidentally tempted you to read this book? I will warn you, however, the most delicious things are never good for you…and this story is particularly scrumptious!”
In this tooth-rotting adventure, Cass’s mom has been kidnapped by the evil dessert chef and chocolatier, Señor Hugo! The ransom…the legendary tuning fork. Can Cass and Max-Ernest find the magical instrument before it’s too late? Will they discover the evil secret ingredient to Señor Hugo’s chocolate success?

If you’re tempted, take a taste, but just remember…this book is not good for you.

©2009 Pseudonymous Bosch (P)2009 Hachette
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04 This Isn’t What It Looks Like

Secret Series, Book 4
By: Pseudonymous Bosch
Narrated by: Robert Petkoff, Joshua Swanson, Cassandra Morris, Bryan Kennedy, Peter Kim, Gabra Zackman, Suzanne Toren
Series: Secret, Book 4
Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
Audiobook
Release date: 09-21-10
Language: English
Publisher: Hachette Audio

Publisher’s Summary:

The Secret Series continues in this dangerous and daring fourth adventure.

Cass finds herself alone and disoriented, a stranger in a dream-like, medieval world. Where is she? Who is she? With the help of a long-lost relative, she begins to uncover clues and secrets - piecing together her family’s history as she fights her way back to the present world.

Meanwhile, back home, Cass is at the hospital in a deep coma. Max-Ernest knows she ate Time Travel Chocolate - and he’s determined to find a cure. Can our expert hypochondriac diagnose Cass’s condition before it’s too late? And will he have what it takes to save the survivalist?

©2010 Pseudonymous Bosch (P)2010 Hachette Audio

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05 You Have to Stop This

The Secret Series, Book 5
By: Pseudonymous Bosch
Narrated by: Robert Petkoff, Joshua Swanson, Cassandra Morris, Bryan Kennedy, Peter Kim, Gabra Zackman, Suzanne Toren
Series: Secret, Book 5
Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
Audiobook
Release date: 09-22-11
Language: English
Publisher: Hachette Audio

Publisher’s Summary:

“In this fifth and final (I swear!) audiobook in my saga of secrets, a class trip to the local natural history museum turns dangerous, or perhaps deadly - and I don’t mean in the bored-to-death way - when Cass accidentally breaks a finger off a priceless mummy. Forced to atone for this ‘crime’ of vandalization, Cass and her friends Max-Ernest and Yo-Yoji go to work for the mummy exhibit’s curator, only to be blamed when the mummy disappears. To clear their names - and, they hope, to discover the Secret - the trio must solve the case of the missing mummy themselves.

“In the midst of it all, there’s still a Secret lurking. Will it finally be revealed? Why should I tell you that?! No matter what I do, no amount of warning seems to stick. You’re still out there, reading and talking about the Secret, and now my life - and chocolate supply - is in the greatest danger yet! So please, with a cherry on top, I’m begging you! You have to stop this.”
—Pseudonymous Bosch

©2011 Pseudonymous Bosch (P)2011 Hachette Audio

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